Send over your dead SMS messages.
Zeus: Psst, listeners. Since Hades did the podcast without us, I didn't get a chance to look at the script. But I couldn't leave you high and dry without a lightning round. So, since the winter solstice episode is coming around the holidays, how about this? Write out your favorite holiday tradition, and send it to me at zeus@firesidefolklorewithhades.com. I'll pick one listener at random to receive a 50$ gift card to the vendor of your choice. Your odds will be entirely based on how many entries I get. I'll share your holiday tradition when we next meet on December 29, along with your first name or pseudonym. Happy holidays, listeners, and never stop exploring! Gotta go before Hades drinks all of my favorite rum!
Hades: Ah, there you are, brother! I thought you might want to enjoy a toast!
Zeus: A toast? Erm, oh yes, of course!
[Hades pops open the rum and pours two glasses.]
Hades: To another year of laughter, folklore, and brotherly love.
[The sound of clinking glasses as the brothers toast.]
Zeus: Indeed. It's been a pleasure working on this podcast with you.
Hades: So does this mean you'll finally want to be a host?
Zeus: Oh no! I'd much rather breeze in whenever I please.
Hades: Hmpf! Some things never change.
[Happy Caribbean music plays.]
Zeus: Well listeners, before Hades gets any grumpier, I'm going to whisk him away and ensure that he gets into the spirit of the winter celebrations. Happy holidays to you, and we'll see you next time!
[Caribbean music continues until its conclusion.]