Hall of the Olympian Sponsors

Greetings, mortals. Yes, it is I, Hades, God of the Underworld, overseer of wealth, and reluctant author of this… sponsor page.

Let’s get one thing clear: I never needed or wanted sponsors. As the god of wealth, I have all the riches I need buried beneath the earth. Zeus, however—ever the showman—convinced me otherwise. Something about “branding,” “visibility,” and “modern engagement metrics.” He spun tales of grandeur, flashing his thunderbolts and promising it would all benefit… well, me. A celestial coup, you could say.

Rest assured, dear mortals, that nothing you see here will ever part you from your hard-earned coins. Zeus may have his way with thunder and flair, but I, being the god of strategy (and patience), ensured that none of these so-called sponsors actually sell anything you can buy. Clever, yes? So, while Zeus gets to boast about our ‘supporters,’ I can rest easy knowing that none of you will be scammed by divine promises of ambrosia-flavored toothpaste or golden fleece jackets.

So, here they are—the illustrious Olympian sponsors. Feel free to marvel at their absurdity and thank me later for keeping your wallets safe.

Our Esteemed Sponsors

• Aegis Shield Internet Security
• Ambrosia Bites
• The Djinn Dwarf by Midas's Marvelous Miracles!
• MAUDE, The Underworld's AI For Lazy Shades
• Specter Detector Spectacles

Mortals, enjoy the show. It’s a labor of love, after all.

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