The Box of Puppies; Episode 1 of Sweet Stories to Share; A Satirical Episode About Censorship And Its Detriment to Discourse

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Greetings, listeners! After the passage of the Divine Censorship Act by the U.S. Congress, (and overwhelmingly, I might add), I'll be ceding my podcast to my eldest sister, Hestia. Never fear, though! You'll still get to enjoy stories, recipes, fun facts, and games! Tonight, you'll hear an adaptation on L. Frank Baum's tale, now dubbed "The Box of Puppies". You'll also learn why winning is unfair, and the importance of straining every speck of pulp out of your orange juice. May your smiles be bright and your stories free from fuss and muss. 
Should you wish to discuss this new show, pray to Hestia. She hasn't set up E-mail yet. And if you don't hear from her, please understand that it isn't you. It's simply a matter of divine self-preservation. Until we meet again, may your spirits remain as untroubled as our sanctioned stories. Farewell, and remember, within every careful word lies a world of unspoken truths.